It’s been said that procrastinators are simply optimistic. We have faith that timing will work out, never mind that we set our clocks to be 10 minutes fast and see train schedules more like guidelines. So in the spirit of goodwill toward all perpetually late people, the editors at Atlas Obscura believe in you to fulfill your gift-giving promises … even if that means clicking “Subscribe” on the morning of December 25th and passing it off like you’ve been planning these ideas for months. Our gift to you is the…