“It probably would’ve ripped me in half.”Dodged a BulletThere are close calls, and then there are cosmically close calls.Just ask this Canadian man who was innocently chilling outside his home’s front door, when — moments after moving away to walk the dogs — a meteorite practically with his name on it smashed into that exact same spot.”The shocking thing for me is that I was standing right there a couple of minutes right before this impact,” Joe Velaidum, the homeowner, told CBC News. “If I’d have seen it, I probably would’ve…